Fragments of Fiction

Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. Its Arrested Development

I don’t work well with others, do I? I don’t enjoy collaboration or social gatherings or big groups of people. I can stand to be around a couple people at once, but more than that and I clam up or act like a bumbling idiot. I spend all my free time listening to lectures and debates and watching various TV shows. Who I am right now could almost be described as ‘sheldon cooper with an average iq’ somebody who lacks a real interest in dating and is completely neurotic, slightly ocd and totally socially inept..I hate myself.

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agayboylivinghislife:

Truth.

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ihateallyourgods:

Tina Fey

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ihateallyourgods:

Will you be ready?

Horus

Egyptian God from 5000 years ago

Born of a virgin

Star in the east signified his birth

Walked on water

Healed the sick

Gave sight to the blind

Crucified

Resurrected after 3 days

Mithra

Mazdaist divinity from 3,200 years ago

Born of a virgin on December 25

Star in the east signified his birth

Had 12 disciples

Performed miracles

Resurrected after 3 days

Krishna

Hindu god first recorded 2,900 years ago

Star in the east

Performed miracles

‘Son of God’

Son of a carpenter

Resurrected 

Dionysus

Greek god of the grape harvest, worshiped 2,500 years ago

Born of a virgin on December 25

Traveling teacher

‘Holy child’

Turned water into wine

Jesus supposedly did not even live until 2,000 years ago, 500 years after the Greeks worshiped Dionysus. His ‘primary teaching’ (golden rule) was taught by other philosophers thousands of years before his birth. 

You’re no more certain about the nature of reality than I am, so stop being so smug all the time.

xatanas:

Because worshiping a guy with a beak and feathers would have been ridiculous. /s

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